17th
complaint? EMAIL IT BITCH!
So today I received a complaint about how this blog really is just a giant bitchfest…well I’m here to say…that’s TOTALLY TRUE! I’m not going to deny it…we’re a bunch of whiny ass mofos and I’m sorry but life sometimes is not just a bowl of cherries, it’s a bowl of PITS as well. And what better way to deal with shitty days than to post it up so other people can read it for amusement and laugh about how someone else’s life sucks? I mean we’re human beings here…just like that saying…”If it makes you feel better, (fill in the blank).” Most people…at least the ones with any sort of tact…will say oh it doesn’t make me feel better that your life sucks too…and that’s COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Seriously, we all know we find it hilarious when our day sucks and then we see some guy fall off his bike face first into a ditch. Makes it even better if his backpack breaks or he starts crying like a 5 year old girl. Okay so maybe I’m a bit cynical and mean…but welcome to the real world! Life is shitty and if you fail to see the humor in that then you’re probably going to end up in a mental institution. Laugh it off or go crazy, your choice, but I think I would rather just be laughing. By the way…any feedback about this blog you can email it…I mean…not like we have technology or anything…
