17th
it’s okay…its superugo!!!!
So I went to visit ugo last weekend and that was pretty interesting. First off I would like to say that ugos although an extreme appreciative species of the male sex are still in fact males. What I mean is…they are still STUPID. For example, I called him a couple of days in advance to let him know I was visiting for the weekend…what does the idiot say? “Ummmm okay…well I have this party to go to…it’s for this dog’s birthday…but yeah I mean I guess we can hang out. So call me when you’re around…maybe?” EXCUSE ME? I’m confused…when you say dog were you talking about an animal or the fact that you’re an ugo and you have to celebrate for your fellow ugo’s birthday? WTF? And ugo’s allergic to dogs (as if he wasn’t handicapped enough…) so I was like thanks way to blow me off. He hadn’t even mentioned me staying with him so my roomie who came on the trip got a hotel with me. That weekend we drive down…and what do I get? Text from ugo asking where I am! Hmm…what happened to the birthday dog? So I end up going to see him and he explains how he wanted to see me all along and he never went to that party…should I have been angry? I was seething at first…I was ready to kick his puny ass back to Mars but the thing is why waste time on negative emotions when there are more productive times to be had? In other words…ugo must have sensed my lack of enthusiasm to see him so in order to make up for it…I’m pretty sure I had THE best moment of pleasure in my life. We’ll call him SUPERUGO from now on! For any other guy, I would have thrown in the towel and moved on to another more deserving individual…but the fact is…in this case it’s okay for superugo to be a dick as long as he makes up for it hardcore…needless to say superugos are the only males that can get away with such rudeness. Superugos to the rescue!
