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White t-shirt challenge!
Yes, I said white t-shirt challenge… NOT to be confused with wet t-shirt contest.
You may be wondering what the hell this is… have no fear asshole, 318 girls will come to the rescue and fill you in.
This “challenge” is something we’ve dicussed for awhile. Ever notice how you’re not attracting the people you want to be attracting? Are your relationships not lasting? Are you not finding the right person? I’m not saying that a simple white t-shirt will solve your problems and Mr. Perfect will magically pop into your life… not at all.
I am suggesting that maybe instead of slutting it up on weekends, ladies, just go out in a white t-shirt and jeans and see who you can pick up. You’d be surprised at how the quality of the guys you meet and talk to exponentially increase. And besides, aren’t you tired of attracting those annoying frat guys anyway?! Let’s be honest, when you meet such a guy at a bar… he is pretty much prepared to hook up (if he had a personal, it would read, “i have a condom and i’m ready when you are), however, he is NOT ready to deal with what you will look like the morning after… the white t-shirt takes the guess work out of this process. He will know what you look like on a day to day basis (which hopefully is without your boobs hanging out and your heels slicing your toes). Trust me girls, this works! If a guy can like you in a white t-shirt and jeans, he’s clearly a keeper! Sophmore year I wasn’t much for going out. I LOVED and LIVED in Hanes tagless tees. When I did go out, I would just go out in what I had on, the tee (unfitted), jeans, and flip flops and as far as guys go, I made some of the best guy friends I’ve had in my life AND, I’ve dated a couple of quality guys in the process. I’m not saying you should not get dressed up when you go out. I’m all for it. Do what makes you happy. I am just challenging you to go out for one night like this and see what happens. If you do decide to do this, please write us and tell us what your experience was like whether it’s good or bad!
And Guys… don’t think you’re off the hook. Lay off the Aqua di Gio, gel, black button down/pastel polo for a day and play our white t-shirt game. Give your razor a rest for the night and… if you normally wear contacts, reach for your glasses and take them out for a spin. There’s something about a guy in glasses that is… HOT. There’s something about a guy who does not smell like cologne all night that is… HOT! Oh and most importantly, just know that NO girl can resist you channeling a scruffy Jake Gyllenhaal. And of course, should you decide to take on this challenge, we’d like to hear about your experiences as well!
