27th
Props to the GREEN
So this story happened to one of my guy friends…totally true and proven that first off guys don’t think and second…well…guys these days have no game either. Here’s what happened:
My friend had gone a little crazy early in the night with some mary jane knowing that all he does with it is pass out. So we all warn him that this time would be like no other and he would pass out before midnight. He proceeds to smoke up and then decides to drink afterwards. This kid’s not a total einstein but whatever we’ll keep going. We go downtown and who does he meet? Some girl that he met the night before that was totally giving him the “go” signal for picking her up. Kudos friend. So he talks her up, buys her some drinks (awesome awesome approach) and after a half hour, an hour, she’s WASTED. You would think wow this guy’s got some pretty good game so far…she’s still talking to him and drinking with him. They go dance and of course that leads to unavoidable touching, groping, making out. WOOHOO…friend you rock! What a stud…so when the bars close and it’s time for everyone to go home, “go ahead” girl comes back home with my friend. The other friends with them decided to peace out to another party and what does my friend say? He walks the girl close up to his apartment…and whispers in her ear, “Hey, I’m going to pass out. Go with my friends, bye!” OUCH! Now you would think oh what did he not like her? Rejection? Trying to be a decent guy and not have sex with some rando? WRONG! Next morning he wakes up and goes FUCK FUCK FUCK I’m so retarded I could have gotten laid! Yes man you could have but seriously…smoking up and then leaving a girl in the street? Once I heard this story I didn’t know whether to laugh at his stupidity or cry because he was so sad. All I could do was shake my head. This is a story for all those that were too retarded to realize that drugs and alcohol while may be fun will probably not contribute to you getting any ass for the evening. And to my friend…better luck next time. At least you had game for half the night. PROPS.
