Oct
28th
Sun
28th
Thanks alcohol…
Did I not totally call Halloween weekend as a destroyer of relationships? Not just girlfriend-boyfriend ones, but friend ones as well…
Example:
There’s this guy screaming outside my house (well near it, close enough that I can hear every word he is saying from my room). He’s yelling at this girl who is crying and he’s saying “You’re a fucking fatass.”
Uhhhh… this guy is going to feel like a douche tomorrow morning unless he already is one and if that’s the case, he will wake up feeling like… HIMSELF.
