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Thanks? I think...

• So I was on the phone with my friend who moved to Seattle (because he SUCKS) and somehow we got to talking about one of the last times we hung out and this is how the conversation went:
• Him: Oh, I remember that, YOU LOOKED TERRIBLE!
• Me: [Redacted], I had the freaking flu, jerk!
• Him: Yeah you looked really bad, I mean, it looked like you needed a hug but I didn't want to die.
• Me: Uhh.. thanks for reminding me about how incredibly bad I looked. I really appreciate that. Ew, AND you made me watch Sean of the Dead
• Him: I thought it would make you feel better. I like the Irish spelling of Sean.
• Me: Are you going to give your kid an Irish name?
• Him: No, if I adopted a kid from somewhere exotic, I would name him Jumanji.
• : :SILENCE::