318 girls!

Dear Boston College, VT has major beef with you.

• BW: I HATE BC! I was so pumped at first. I stood in the rain the whole game. I thought we were gonna win. I was ready to rush the field.
• 318 girl: Yeah, I don't want to talk about it, it's too depressing.
• BW: That game was such a COCKBLOCK!
• 318 girl: did you meet a girl or something?
• BW: Yeah, I did. She was really cute, we were like into each other. Celebrating everytime we scored a touchdown. Like jumping up and down... hands interlocking, everything!
• 318 girl: ask her to the date party!
• BW: I was totally going to ask her out to lunch this week after the game but we lost so I was really sad and was just silent the last 2 minutes of the game so I never asked her!
• 318 girl: ANOTHER REASON TO HATE BC! BC = cockblock. BC would FAIL as a wingman.