Oct
31st
Wed
31st
Dear Students, GET SOME! <3 VT.
So my friend and I were fighting the chub at the gym today and as we’re walking out a bowl of candy catches our eye. What better way to send 4 miles of sweat and tears down the drain than by eating a kit kat bar? Anyway, as we reach for the candy, a bowl of squares demands our attention. Upon further inspection, it’s a bowl of CONDOMS! Ahaha… it was so amazing. It said “take some!” What the sign really should have said was “GET SOME!” Haha… Apparently the Health center knows we’ll be getting it on this week… and what better way to control the population than by giving out free condoms. Great, thanks VT, you have no faith in our morals, or perhaps you’ve just caught on and realized we have none.
