10th
football players and beautiful girlfriends…wtf
So I totally noticed today that all of the football players…no matter how ugly they are (sorry Glennon but this includes you) have amazingly gorgeous girlfriends. Not that I’m jealous or anything…I mean really it makes sense…being a well-known football player they can get any ass they want. GO FIGURE. But then I think to myself wtf is wrong with these guys in that they have these awesome girls but yet want to hook up with more? Apparently one girl ISN’T enough. For instance, one of my friends received a call the other day from a famous football star (we will keep him anonymous) and he basically called her up to fuck. I mean wow…this guy has a girlfriend and although she’s absolutely stunning he’s still looking for action anywhere he can get it. I find that quite disgusting…no matter how awesome our football players are I’m sorry but how many girls do you want to stick it in to? Really…are numbers that important? Just wait until you get some genital warts or herpes…yeah that’ll turn a girl on. You stud you. But then again, let’s be honest, what girl would really ask a football player hey do you have an std? If it were me I would just be in total awe that some football player was trying to hook up with me…I think I’d die of shock…and then be screaming STICK IT IN STICK IT IN STICK IT IN! Yeah…I get it…football players rule the world. Cept one word of caution to all the ladies out there…Schiffert hands out protection for a reason. THINK ABOUT IT. Unless it’s Tyrod…then I’m in total support of having his babies. WOOWOO
